MORE FUNNY TEST RESPONSES

More Funny Test Responses

(Not recommended as responses for College Admissions Interviews or Exams)

Test Responses - Wait...What...?

1. What battle did Hannibal die in? 

A: His last.

2. Where was the Magna Carta signed?

A: On the bottom.

3. If you cut a pear in half, what can you say about the pieces?

A: I'd want the bigger half.

4. If you had a coconut and 2 bananas in your left hand and 3 lemons and 2 plums in the right, what number comes to mind?

A: No number, but your left hand is bigger than your right if it can hold a coconut and 2 bananas.

5. What is the primary reason for failure?

A: Low grades.

CLASS OF 2018 - ADMISSION STATS – SAMPLE OF SELECTIVE COLLEGES: TOTAL APPLIED, ACCEPTED, ADMIT RATE

College – Total Applications – Total Accepted – Admit Rate

Stanford – 42,167 – 2,138 – 5.07

Harvard – 34,295 – 2,023 – 5.9

Yale – 30,932 – 1,935 – 6.26

Columbia – 32,967 – 2,291 – 6.94

Princeton – 26,641 – 1,939 – 7.28

MIT – 18,357 – 1,419 – 7.7

Brown – 30,432 – 2,619 – 8.6

Penn – 35,868 – 3,551 – 9.9

Dartmouth – 19,296 – 2,220 – 11.5

Cornell – 43,041 – 6,025 - 14