More Funny Test Responses
(Not recommended as responses for College Admissions Interviews or Exams)

Test Responses - Wait...What...?

1. What battle did Hannibal die in? 
A: His last.

2. Where was the Magna Carta signed?
A: On the bottom.

3. If you cut a pear in half, what can you say about the pieces?
A: I'd want the bigger half.

4. If you had a coconut and 2 bananas in your left hand and 3 lemons and 2 plums in the right, what number comes to mind?
A: No number, but your left hand is bigger than your right if it can hold a coconut and 2 bananas.

5. What is the primary reason for failure?
A: Low grades.